This section lists "bonuses" you should give people when playing the Am I Hot or Not? Game. When you see a good picture, you should give it extra points according to these guidelines. Some bonuses give people 10s automatically; others just add a few points. In these cases, just start with a general arbitrary number that best describes how hot you think somebody is and then just work from there.
BONUS #1: HOT LESBIAN SEX
This one is a no-brainer. Automatic 10. Normally this picture would be docked points for the cheesy little photoshop arrow (See THE BAD, rule number 5), but... LOOK AT THE HOT LESBIAN SEX!!
BONUS #2: PETS
A lot of people have pictures with animals. Don't ask why; this is just cool. Especially this lady. I mean, she has A PET DOLPHIN! How fucking cool is that? Anybody with a pet dolphin is automatically that much hotter. If we were allowed to submit comments to www.hotornot.com, we would put something like "Teh dolphin gets a 10! Hooray!" for this picture. Not all pets are automatic 10s, but dolphins are. Dogs, cats, etc.get, say, 4 extra points.
BONUS #3: THE GOTH CHICK (AKA THE ANDY RULE)
You don't see too many goth chicks on www.hotornot.com. Probably because most goths don't want to seem like they care about their image, or something along those lines. Anyway, every once in awhile you do end up seeing goth chicks. They usually get low ratings, because most of the people who go to www.hotornot.com don't know the rules of the game and are, in fact, a bunch of stupid, arrogant, horse-fuckers who just vote for the frat boys and blonde girls in tight shirts. Maybe it's the sick fuck in me who enjoys satanism, necrophilia, and extreme bondage (lol just kidding. I don't really enjoy necrophilia), but I have a soft spot for goths. Always give them a 10.
BONUS #4: THE HOT ASIAN CHICK (AKA THE MIKE RULE)
Mike loves asian girls. In fact, he was even considering getting an asian mail-order bride. In honor of Mike, all pretty asian girls get an automatic 10.
BONUS #5: TRANSVESTITES (AKA THE CASEY RULE)
We've said time and time again, we have suspicions about Casey. Similarly, we have suspicions about the penis-shaped bulge in the dress of this "woman". You might not be able to see it on this smaller, lower-quality image, but trust us; it's there. In honor of Casey, whenever you see a "woman" that you think might really be a man; give it a 10.
BONUS #6: THE NERD
Ok, take a look at this guy. Sure, he's not Tom Selleck or anything, but we give mad props to nerds. *ahem* Not that we ARE nerds or anything like that.... yeah. Anyhow, I'd be willing to bet this dude is pretty cool, even if he does probably spend most of his time playing D&D and doing science stuff or whatever. So give love to the nerds. 10 every time, baby!
BONUS #7: TOO OLD
Why is this guy submitting his picture to a web site called hotornot.com? We're not really sure. Some of these people apparently don't realize that this site is mostly frequented by drunken college students, who are way out of their age range. But, who cares? If somebody is way older than you, give them an assload of points just to help them hold onto their youth a little bit longer. You MUST give somebody this old at least an 8, unless they violate any of the rules in THE BAD section.
BONUS #8: THE SLUT!!!
Look at that. Legs spread wide open. This girl will suck your dick and call it ice cream. We love that in a girl. Easy chicks get a 10 every time.
BONUS #9: WHITE TRASH
White trash, baby. The backbone of America. As some of you already know, I myself am white trash. I can relate to these guys. These are two dudes who drive around in pickup trucks with gun racks on the back. These two guys are not ashamed to admit they like wrestling and destruction derby. Look at the guy on the right. He's wearing a POTATO sack, for Christ's sake. How fucking cool is that? These guys get 10s. 10s for being real Americans. Real men, in a time when real men are few and far between. My hat goes off to you, gentlemen. Oh, and if you see a guy with a mullet, give him a 10, go back, and give him another 10 after that.
BONUS #10: THE BONDAGE GUY
Actually, this is the only guy in bondage gear I've ever come across while playing the Am I Hot or Not? Game. I just had to post this here because it's so fucking awesome. If you ever DO happen across another guy in bondage gear, go ahead and give him a 10.
BONUS #11: THE TOUGH GUY
Give this guy a 10. If you don't, he's going to kick the shit out of us.
BONUS #12: JUST PLAIN FUCKING COOL
Yeah, this picture is bigger than all the rest. There's a damn good reason: this is the coolest person of all time. Just look at him! If you aren't filled with a sense of awe and wonder, well, then FUCK you. You're a lost cause if you don't think this guy deserves an 11. Unfortunately, there's no 11 button, but you can 1) Give him a 10; 2) Hit the BACK button on your browser and give him another 10; 3) Repeat ad infinitum; and 4) Make this guy your wallpaper. In fact, since this is a low-quality version of the picture, we're going to include a slightly higher-quality version here just in case you do want to make this guy your wallpaper. Worship him.
