This is an ongoing compilation of amusing things I've heard at a run-of-the-mill state school. Unfortunately, many of the quotes are taken from philosophy classes, and as a result, the blurbs seem rather atheistically humored. Them's the breaks.

Teacher: God is the creator of everything then he is also the creator of evil.
Student: Who would believe that?

Teacher: Why is it silly to believe in leprechauns as opposed to God?
Student: Everyone knows leprechauns don't exist.

Student: You can be smart at school and sciences and stuff, but you still might not know who God is.

Student: I would have committed suicide to go to Heaven a long time ago if I didn't think it was wrong to kill.

Student: I know you don't believe in God, but you should pray anyways.