a time there was a man by the name of Steven. Steven was a telemarketer
who bothered people on the phone. He was very good at his job.
One day he was going through his list of phone numbers, and
came across the name "Master Zang Ji Shwian of the Zen
Temple". Steven dialed the number and said "Hello,
is this Master Zang Ji Shwian of the Zen Temple?" The man
who answered replied "yes, it is." Steven offered
to switch Master Zang's long distance service, with no setup
charge! Master Zang replied "I'm sorry, that sounds very
interesting, but I'm afraid I don't have one." Steven was
perplexed. "One what?" he asked. "A telephone,"
replied Master Zang Ji Shwian, and hung up the phone.